Pat Robertson finally admitted that he’s actually a follower of Satan and his “ministry” is to make sure people don’t turn to God. I’ve suspected this for a long time–I mean, how else can you explain his actions?–but it’s nice to get the confirmation.
Thursday, November 10th, 2005 :: 9:44 PM
“Don’t turn to God”
1) carly »» November 10th, 2005 @ 10:49 pm
True Stroy. A few years ago, when I was still living with my parents, my sister and her husband came to visit. My sister and I were hanging out in my room and it was late at night. She wanted to watch TV with me and I had it on the 700 Club. At the time, I was going through this questionable phase where I wasn’t sure if I needed to watch the 700 Club in order to be considered a “Good Christian”… Anyways. My sister, who is also Christian, turned and stared blankly at me and said, “Carly. Why are you watching this CRAP?” At the time, I was thinking, “It’s not crap! These are holy, God-fearing people!” But I didn’t actually say that. And Cassie swiped the remote from me and changed the channel to Jerry Springer. The end.
Mental note: Tease Carly about this relentlessly in the future.